Youve Been Poisoned Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Gothic Spoon, Dark Humour Gift, Novelty Teaspoon, Spooky Kitchen Decor, Funny Rude Spoon

Youve Been Poisoned Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Gothic Spoon, Dark Humour Gift, Novelty Teaspoon, Spooky Kitchen Decor, Funny Rude Spoon

£10.00 GBP
£10.00 GBP
Youve Been Poisoned Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Gothic Spoon, Dark Humour Gift, Novelty Teaspoon, Spooky Kitchen Decor, Funny Rude Spoon

5 reviews

5 reviews

Youve Been Poisoned Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Gothic Spoon, Dark Humour Gift, Novelty Teaspoon, Spooky Kitchen Decor, Funny Rude Spoon

£10.00 GBP
£10.00 GBP
A delicate gold teaspoon with a deeply concerning message.

“YOU’VE BEEN POISONED” engraved in a beautifully understated style, perfect for those who enjoy their tea with a side of quiet menace.

Looks elegant on the surface. Emotionally… less so.

Ideal for stirring tea, coffee, or suspicion.

Details:
• Brushed gold stainless steel teaspoon
• Length: 13.1 cm
• Width: 2.9 cm
• Depth: 1.8 cm
• Engraving is permanent and won’t wash off
• Not a sticker, not printed, no fading nonsense

Packaging:
Presented in a soft velvet pouch, like a tiny cursed heirloom.

Important Notes:
• Not vintage, just theatrically sinister
• Fully functional teaspoon with unsettling energy
• Hand wash recommended to keep the gold finish looking its best

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

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Youve Been Poisoned Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Gothic Spoon, Dark Humour Gift, Novelty Teaspoon, Spooky Kitchen Decor, Funny Rude Spoon
  • Youve Been Poisoned Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Gothic Spoon, Dark Humour Gift, Novelty Teaspoon, Spooky Kitchen Decor, Funny Rude Spoon
  • Youve Been Poisoned Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Gothic Spoon, Dark Humour Gift, Novelty Teaspoon, Spooky Kitchen Decor, Funny Rude Spoon
  • Youve Been Poisoned Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Gothic Spoon, Dark Humour Gift, Novelty Teaspoon, Spooky Kitchen Decor, Funny Rude Spoon
  • Youve Been Poisoned Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Gothic Spoon, Dark Humour Gift, Novelty Teaspoon, Spooky Kitchen Decor, Funny Rude Spoon
  • Youve Been Poisoned Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Gothic Spoon, Dark Humour Gift, Novelty Teaspoon, Spooky Kitchen Decor, Funny Rude Spoon
  • Youve Been Poisoned Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Gothic Spoon, Dark Humour Gift, Novelty Teaspoon, Spooky Kitchen Decor, Funny Rude Spoon
  • 5 stars: 5 (100%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
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Deborah

fabulous

Deborah review photo
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Angela Penkitty

Love it

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Etsy customer

as described. good quality, delivered in good time, perfect to go with our skull spoons for making cups of tea and coffee.

E
Etsy customer

lovey

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Amanda

I absolutely love this teaspoon! Great quality and looks fab.. definitely one to turn heads!
Definitely recommend

Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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  • 5 stars: 5 (100%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
D
Deborah

fabulous

Deborah review photo
A
Angela Penkitty

Love it

E
Etsy customer

as described. good quality, delivered in good time, perfect to go with our skull spoons for making cups of tea and coffee.

E
Etsy customer

lovey

A
Amanda

I absolutely love this teaspoon! Great quality and looks fab.. definitely one to turn heads!
Definitely recommend

  • 5 stars: 5 (100%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
D
Deborah

fabulous

Deborah review photo
A
Angela Penkitty

Love it

E
Etsy customer

as described. good quality, delivered in good time, perfect to go with our skull spoons for making cups of tea and coffee.

E
Etsy customer

lovey

A
Amanda

I absolutely love this teaspoon! Great quality and looks fab.. definitely one to turn heads!
Definitely recommend