Who Needs Therapy When I've Got Sharp Knives and Fuck-All Remorse? | Funny Decorative Plate | Dark Humour Gift

Who Needs Therapy When I've Got Sharp Knives and Fuck-All Remorse? | Funny Decorative Plate | Dark Humour Gift

£17.00 GBP
£17.00 GBP
Who Needs Therapy When I've Got Sharp Knives and Fuck-All Remorse? | Funny Decorative Plate | Dark Humour Gift

1 reviews

1 reviews

Who Needs Therapy When I've Got Sharp Knives and Fuck-All Remorse? | Funny Decorative Plate | Dark Humour Gift

£17.00 GBP
£17.00 GBP
Healthy coping mechanisms are important.

This isn‘t one of them.

"Who Needs Therapy When I‘ve Got Sharp Knives and Fuck-All Remorse?"

A beautifully inappropriate decorative plate for lovers of dark humour, questionable decision-making, and saying the quiet part out loud.

Ideal for kitchens, gallery walls, studios, or anywhere that appreciates a little beautifully presented chaos.

Perfect for:
• Fans of dark humour
• Gothic and alternative home décor
• Housewarming gifts
• Cooks with an alarming knife collection
• Anyone whose therapist would sigh before answering the phone

Product Details
• Decorative ceramic plate
• Approx. 16 cm (6.3 inches) diameter
• Decorative use only
• Made in the UK

A statement piece that‘s equal parts elegant, unhinged, and just concerning enough to keep visitors on their best behaviour.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

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Who Needs Therapy When I've Got Sharp Knives and Fuck-All Remorse? | Funny Decorative Plate | Dark Humour Gift
  • Who Needs Therapy When I've Got Sharp Knives and Fuck-All Remorse? | Funny Decorative Plate | Dark Humour Gift
  • Who Needs Therapy When I've Got Sharp Knives and Fuck-All Remorse? | Funny Decorative Plate | Dark Humour Gift
  • Who Needs Therapy When I've Got Sharp Knives and Fuck-All Remorse? | Funny Decorative Plate | Dark Humour Gift
  • Who Needs Therapy When I've Got Sharp Knives and Fuck-All Remorse? | Funny Decorative Plate | Dark Humour Gift
  • Who Needs Therapy When I've Got Sharp Knives and Fuck-All Remorse? | Funny Decorative Plate | Dark Humour Gift
  • Who Needs Therapy When I've Got Sharp Knives and Fuck-All Remorse? | Funny Decorative Plate | Dark Humour Gift
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Ms k sinner

Amazing! Yet another fabulous purchase from The Crackpottery! Quality is spot on and it has enhanced the corner of my kitchen in a way nothing else can. I look forward to increasing my collection!

Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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Ms k sinner

Amazing! Yet another fabulous purchase from The Crackpottery! Quality is spot on and it has enhanced the corner of my kitchen in a way nothing else can. I look forward to increasing my collection!

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Ms k sinner

Amazing! Yet another fabulous purchase from The Crackpottery! Quality is spot on and it has enhanced the corner of my kitchen in a way nothing else can. I look forward to increasing my collection!