Who Needs Therapy When I've Got Sharp Knives and Fuck-All Remorse? | Funny Decorative Plate | Dark Humour Gift
£17.00 GBP
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£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Who Needs Therapy When I've Got Sharp Knives and Fuck-All Remorse? | Funny Decorative Plate | Dark Humour Gift
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
This isn‘t one of them.
"Who Needs Therapy When I‘ve Got Sharp Knives and Fuck-All Remorse?"
A beautifully inappropriate decorative plate for lovers of dark humour, questionable decision-making, and saying the quiet part out loud.
Ideal for kitchens, gallery walls, studios, or anywhere that appreciates a little beautifully presented chaos.
Perfect for:
• Fans of dark humour
• Gothic and alternative home décor
• Housewarming gifts
• Cooks with an alarming knife collection
• Anyone whose therapist would sigh before answering the phone
Product Details
• Decorative ceramic plate
• Approx. 16 cm (6.3 inches) diameter
• Decorative use only
• Made in the UK
A statement piece that‘s equal parts elegant, unhinged, and just concerning enough to keep visitors on their best behaviour.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.