When I Said I Liked It Rough I Didnt Mean My Entire Life Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
When I Said I Liked It Rough I Didnt Mean My Entire Life Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
For everyone who asked the universe for a little excitement and got lifelong chaos instead. A plate for the tired, the traumatically hilarious, and anyone who’s had enough character development, thanks.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, perfect for biscuits, trinkets, or emotional damage
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with inappropriate affection
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, purveyors of porcelain and poor life choices
⚠️ Please Note
For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, a bit like your coping mechanisms
🎁 Perfect For
Friends whose lives are basically a sitcom without the laugh track
That person who says “I’m fine” while visibly not fine
Anyone who thought adulthood would be sexier and got taxes instead
Because it turns out the safe word for life is “please stop.”
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.