Twatwaffle, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Twatwaffle, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Because sometimes, “get lost” just doesn’t quite *capture* the energy you’re feeling.
This 16cm decorative plate boldly declares the perfect insult for the occasion: **Twatwaffle**. Ideal for anyone who’s ever dealt with a person whose stupidity is only rivaled by their audacity.
Perfect for your kitchen, office, or above your fireplace as a constant reminder of all the twatwaffles in your life. Comes with a **free plate stand**, because your sass deserves to be displayed with a touch of class.
💁♀️ **The Fine Print:**
– **Decorative only** – not suitable for food, unless your meal consists of *irritation and eye rolls*.
– **Handwash only** – this plate has delicate sensibilities and doesn’t do dishwashers.
– It’s **vintage**, so it may feature some charming fading, random marks, or the faint echo of 1970s regret.
Buy it now and let your guests know exactly what you think of them – without having to speak a word.
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FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.