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Testosterone apothecary jar

Name: Testosterone apothecary jar
Brand: Etsy
SKU: ET-4322126308
Price: 17.00 GBP
Availability: InStock

£17.00 GBP

Altered Apothecary Jar – “Testosterone” – 11cm of Pure Macho Magic

Need a little boost of raw, untamed masculinity sitting right there on your shelf? Say hello to your new favourite decorative conversation starter: the altered apothecary jar boldly declaring “Testosterone” in case your guests weren’t already intimidated by your home decor choices.

Standing a mighty 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, this glass wonder is the perfect size to hold… well, definitely not actual testosterone. Maybe some beard trimmings? Questionable mints? A secret stash of “get out of awkward social interactions” pills? The possibilities are as endless as your fake bravado.

Each jar is a loving tribute to a time when people kept suspicious powders in mysterious bottles and called it medicine. But don’t worry, this one’s strictly for show. Just pop it on a shelf, bathroom counter, or next to your weights for extra comedic effect.

Important bits:

Decorative only – do not actually store hormone supplements inside. (You’d be amazed what people try…)

Handwash only, because nothing says “fragile masculinity” quite like a jar that can’t handle a dishwasher.

Each jar is altered and unique, so expect it to look delightfully unhinged.

Unleash your inner bro, ironically or otherwise – your shelf will thank you.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE