Tears of my enemies stoneware apothecary jar
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Keep your victories on display and your petty grudges in style. This stoneware apothecary jar is labelled “Tears of My Enemies” in smug black print, ideal for anyone who enjoys a dramatic vignette on the kitchen shelf.
Standing at around 11 cm tall and 8.5 cm wide, it is the perfect size for keeping small things that make you feel superior. Made from heavyweight stoneware with a glazed finish that says Victorian apothecary meets passive aggression.
Each jar is slightly unique because we deal in character, not perfection.
Ideal for:
• Storing tiny keepsakes, confetti, or metaphorical salt
• People with immaculate grudge management skills
• Gifts for friends who love dark humour and tasteful spite
Details:
Height 11 cm
Width 8.5 cm
Stoneware jar with black print
Hand finished with a wink and a raised eyebrow
Handwash only, not dishwasher safe
Contents not included, tears not guaranteed
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.