Spread Me Daddy Cutlery Set | Engraved Knife & Fork Me Slowly Fork | Gothic Blackletter | Cheeky Kitchen Gift

£18.00 GBP

Dining etiquette suggests restraint.
This set did not get the memo.

For those who like their tableware a little suggestive and their humour firmly in the gutter, this matching pair delivers exactly the right amount of chaos.

The knife reads Spread Me Daddy. The fork reads Fork Me Slowly. Together, they form a beautifully inappropriate duet for toast, crumpets, and any situation that’s already getting out of hand.

The set includes one stainless steel spreader and one stainless steel dinner fork, engraved with the wording shown in the listing photographs.

Each piece is permanently laser engraved, not printed, so the design won’t fade or peel. The lettering is in a bold gothic Blackletter style, giving it that dramatic, slightly scandalous presence at the table.

Designed and engraved by The Crackpottery.

Ideal for housewarming gifts that raise eyebrows, kitchen drawer upgrades of questionable taste, or anyone who appreciates a bit of innuendo with their breakfast.

The spreader measures approximately 22.5 cm in length and the fork is a standard dinner fork size.

Hand washing is recommended to help maintain the polished finish. Dishwashers may dull the finish over time.

No receipts are included, so you can send this directly to whoever will either love it or regret knowing you.

Some people set the table. Others set the tone.

Add to basket before this somehow feels like a bad

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE