Sluttlery Set | Gold Hammered Knife, Fork & Spoon Set | Funny Engraved Cutlery Gift

Name: Sluttlery Set | Gold Hammered Knife, Fork & Spoon Set | Funny Engraved Cutlery Gift
Brand: Etsy
SKU: ET-4516578147
Price: 26.00 GBP
Availability: InStock

£26.00 GBP

For those who feel ordinary cutlery lacks both personality and plausible deniability.

This matching gold cutlery set includes a knife engraved "Spread Me Daddy", a fork engraved "Fork Me Slowly", and a spoon engraved "Spooning Leads to Forking". Together they tell a complete and deeply inappropriate story from breakfast through to dessert.

Made from gold-coloured stainless steel with hammered-effect handles, this set looks surprisingly sophisticated at first glance. Then somebody reads it and the entire tone of the meal changes.

The wording is permanently laser engraved onto the cutlery itself, not applied with vinyl or stickers, so it won‘t peel, fade, or disappear after a few trips to the sink. Unfortunately neither will the memory of serving your in-laws with it.

Each piece measures approximately 23cm long and is fully functional, assuming everyone at the table can maintain eye contact afterwards.

Ideal for weddings, anniversaries, housewarmings, Valentine‘s gifts, or anyone whose approach to romance can best be described as "increasingly concerning".

Presented together, the set offers a complete dining experience. First you spread. Then you fork. Then you discover exactly where spooning was leading all along.

Hand wash only.

Because some cutlery sets are heirlooms, and some become evidence.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE