Show Me Your Knob Engraved Butter Knife | Stainless Steel | Funny Kitchen Gift
£10.00 GBP
Sale price
£10.00 GBP
Regular price
Show Me Your Knob Engraved Butter Knife | Stainless Steel | Funny Kitchen Gift
£10.00 GBP
Sale price
£10.00 GBP
Regular price
Until you read it.
This stainless steel butter knife has been permanently engraved with the phrase “Show Me Your Knob”, because normal kitchen utensils are clearly not chaotic enough.
Ideal for spreading butter, jam, or mild discomfort across the breakfast table.
A small piece of inappropriate cutlery for people who enjoy rude things in polite places.
Details
• Phrase engraved: Show Me Your Knob
• Stainless steel
• Permanent laser engraving (not printed or stuck on)
• Length: 24.5 cm
• Food safe stainless steel
• Sold individually
Care
Dishwasher safe, although hand washing will help keep the finish looking its best for longer.
Important
Unlike many items in my shop, these knives are brand new, not vintage. Each one is engraved in my studio before being released into the world to cause minor breakfast-related chaos.
The Crackpottery
A shop dedicated to putting questionable words on very respectable objects.
Because polite crockery clearly needed corrupting.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.