Shit Stirring Spoon Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Rude Spoon Gift, Adult Humour Cutlery, Novelty Teaspoon, Sarcastic Kitchen Gift
£10.00 GBP
Sale price
£10.00 GBP
Regular price
Shit Stirring Spoon Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Rude Spoon Gift, Adult Humour Cutlery, Novelty Teaspoon, Sarcastic Kitchen Gift
£10.00 GBP
Sale price
£10.00 GBP
Regular price
“SHIT STIRRING SPOON” engraved on a perfectly respectable brushed gold teaspoon, because sometimes subtlety is overrated and chaos deserves proper equipment.
Looks elegant. Feels refined. Absolutely cannot be trusted.
Ideal for tea, coffee, and inserting yourself into situations that had nothing to do with you five minutes ago.
Details:
• Brushed gold stainless steel teaspoon
• Length: 13.1 cm
• Width: 2.9 cm
• Depth: 1.8 cm
• Engraving is permanent and won’t wash off
• Not a sticker, not printed, no fading nonsense
Packaging:
Presented in a soft velvet pouch, ready to be gifted or deployed immediately.
Important Notes:
• Not vintage, just professionally problematic
• Fully functional teaspoon with deeply questionable morals
• Hand wash recommended to keep the gold finish looking its best
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.