Property of the Goblin King Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Property of the Goblin King Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
For those who’d gladly lose themselves in a maze for a man in glitter and a codpiece. A tribute to dark fantasy, questionable taste, and absolute devotion to chaotic royalty.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, perfect for trinkets, offerings, or moonlit snacks
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with magical menace
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, servants of sparkle and sin
⚠️ Please Note
For decorative use only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, much like every loyal subject of the Goblin King
🎁 Perfect For
Labyrinth lovers and Bowie worshippers
Fantasy nerds who appreciate good hair and bad intentions
Anyone who enjoys being dramatically owned in a polite, vintage way
Because you remind him of the babe.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.