Poison small glass jar
£14.00 GBP
Sale price
£14.00 GBP
Regular price
Height: 9.4cm | Width: 8.3cm | Hand wash only (unless you fancy a bit of bonus tetanus)
For when your sugar needs a little more suspicion and your kitchen decor screams “Victorian apothecary meets domestic menace.”
This delightful little jar is perfect for storing sweetener, loose tea, or just a healthy sense of dread. Comes complete with a spoon so you can dose your guests with passive aggression one scoop at a time.
Labelled “POISON” because:
• It’s more honest than “sweetener”
• You like your kitchenware to double as a threat
• Or maybe you just want to stop people nicking your coffee stash at work
Hand wash only—because if it dies in the dishwasher, we can’t be held responsible for what happens next.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.