Ozempic white apothecary jar pot
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
Ozempic white apothecary jar pot
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
A perfectly innocent white ceramic jar boldly labelled Ozempic because nothing says sophisticated kitchen decor like pharmaceutical confusion.
She stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the ideal size for tea, sugar, petty secrets or your entirely fictional stash of skinny goblin juice. For legal reasons, fictional. For dramatic reasons, delightful.
Handwash only. The dishwasher is already judging your life choices and does not need more material.
Perfect for chaotic hosts, darkly humoured dieters, elder emos and anyone who wants guests wondering if they’ve accidentally wandered into a Victorian apothecary or a modern wellness cult.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.