Ozempic small glass jar

Ozempic small glass jar

£14.00 GBP
Sale price  £14.00 GBP Regular price 

Ozempic small glass jar

£14.00 GBP
Sale price  £14.00 GBP Regular price 
Ozempic Glass Jar (Spoon Included, Regret Not Guaranteed)
Height: 9.4cm | Width: 8.3cm | Hand wash only because it’s fancy, not functional

Finally—a classy little jar for storing all your hopes, dreams, and that one weekly jab that makes you question both your appetite and your life choices. Whether you’re fighting the urge to eat an entire cake or just want your kitchen to scream “Big Pharma Chic,” this glass jar has you covered.

Includes a tiny spoon for… vibes. Or stevia. Or the tears of your former self who used to enjoy pasta.

Looks cute on a shelf, mildly threatening on a bathroom counter, and entirely inappropriate as a sugar pot at a dinner party.

Disclaimer: Contains zero actual Ozempic. Unless you’re into that sort of thing. In which case—no judgment, just don’t inject from a jar.

#JarGoals #TheCrackpottery #WeightLossButMakeItWitty #SpoonfulOfSarcasm #HandWashOnlyBecauseWeHateYou

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

Styled With

Ozempic small glass jar
Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.

Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.

Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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