Oh Look, Someone Put 50p in the Idiot Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
Β£17.00 GBP
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Β£17.00 GBP
Regular price
For those moments when someone starts yapping uninvited and you can practically hear the coin drop. A perfect piece for lovers of sarcasm, passive aggression, and fine vintage crockery.
π½ The Plate
Size: 16cm, ideal for biscuits, trinkets, or your remaining patience
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with pure spite
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, makers of decorative disrespect
β οΈ Please Note
For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, much like every idiot it commemorates
π Perfect For
Offices full of noise and nonsense
Friends who share your mutual hatred of small talk
Anyone who canβt say it out loud but wants it written somewhere pretty
Because sometimes diplomacy fails and only porcelain can express your feelings.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.