Oestrogen small glass jar
£14.00 GBP
Sale price
£14.00 GBP
Regular price
Oestrogen small glass jar
£14.00 GBP
Sale price
£14.00 GBP
Regular price
Because some mornings require a teaspoon of vengeance and a sprinkle of hormonal chaos.
This dainty little glass jar (Height: 9.4cm, Width: 8.3cm) comes complete with a spoon for scooping out whatever you’re calling emotional stability these days. Sugar, salt, dried tears of the patriarchy—dealer’s choice.
Features “OESTROGEN” lovingly slapped across the front in case anyone was wondering what you’re running on (hint: rage and reproductive supremacy).
Hand wash only, because like your mood swings, it’s delicate and should not be handled recklessly.
Perfect for:
• Your hormone shelf (yes, that’s a thing now)
• Your ex’s next housewarming gift
• That one aunt who thinks feminism peaked in 1954
#GlasswareWithAttitude #EstrogenStorageSolutions #TheCrackpottery #SpoonfulOfHellYes.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.