Not today Satan, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Not today Satan, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
*16cm of pure passive-aggressive porcelain rebellion. Comes with its own stand so it can judge you from any surface.*
Behold, a dainty 16cm vintage plate whispering sweet blasphemies across the ages. Delicately floral, aggressively sassy, and proudly proclaiming what we all mutter under our breath while ignoring texts, dodging responsibilities, or swerving yet another existential crisis: **Not today, Satan.**
Perfect for decorative use only—because it‘s here to serve looks, not lasagna. It’s a polite porcelain middle finger to demonic nonsense, toxic energy, and Karen from accounts. Comes with its own little stand so it can stand tall and unbothered, much like you when someone tries to test your patience before caffeine.
Stick it on your mantle, your altar, or right next to your emergency gin. Wherever it sits, it says one thing loud and clear:
**Back off, Beelzebub. Try again tomorrow.**
💀 Vintage. Irreverent. Gloriously unholy. Just like you.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.