Nerves Shot Stoneware Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Nerves Shot Stoneware Jar | Funny Statement Storage | Humorous Home Decor | Novelty Gift
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Nerves Shot.
Perfect for people who say “it’s fine” while internally screaming, and need a symbolic boost before phone calls, social interaction, or doing literally anything slightly uncomfortable.
She stands approximately 11cm tall and 8.5cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the last scraps of bravery you’re scraping together.
Neutral stoneware. Black text. No judgement. Emergency confidence energy.
Details
Height approx 11cm
Width approx 8.5cm
Stoneware jar
Black text
Cork lid
Hand finished with a sense of futility
Care
Decorative use recommended.
Hand wash only.
Not dishwasher or microwave safe.
The dishwasher cannot help you face this.
This jar will not steady your nerves.
But it does acknowledge that you tried.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.