My Last Fuck white apothecary jar pot
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
A perfectly innocent white ceramic jar proudly declaring the truth you’ve been living for years. My Last Fuck. The most accurate label in the entire kitchen and quite possibly your whole personality at this point.
She stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the ideal size for tea, sugar and petty secrets, but we both know she contains nothing because you ran out of fucks sometime in 2017.
Handwash only. The dishwasher has already given up and doesn’t care either.
Ideal for chaotic hosts, elder emos, burned out goblins and anyone who wants guests to understand exactly how many shits are left in the emotional inventory. Spoiler. It’s none.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.