My Last Fuck Stoneware apothecary jar

16 reviews

16 reviews

My Last Fuck Stoneware apothecary jar

£17.00 GBP

£17.00 GBP

Apothecary Stoneware Jar “My Last Fuck” Vintage Style Jar 11 cm x 8.5 cm Crackpottery

At long last, somewhere to keep the one you had left. This stoneware apothecary jar is labelled “My Last Fuck” in elegant black print, perfect for displaying that final bit of caring you misplaced sometime in 2019. It’s empty, obviously.

Standing around 11 cm tall and 8.5 cm wide, it’s just the right size for your desk, bedroom, or emotional support shelf. Made from heavyweight stoneware with a glazed finish that says Victorian chemist meets dead inside.

Each jar is slightly unique, just like the excuses you give for leaving early.

Ideal for:
• Exes, bosses, and anyone testing your patience
• A visual representation of your work ethic
• Gifts for friends hanging by a caffeine thread

Details:
Height 11 cm
Width 8.5 cm
Stoneware jar with black print
Hand finished with utter apathy
Handwash only, not dishwasher safe
Contents not included, all fucks officially depleted

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

Styled With

My Last Fuck Stoneware apothecary jar

5 stars: 16 (100%)
4 stars: 0 (0%)
3 stars: 0 (0%)
2 stars: 0 (0%)
1 star: 0 (0%)

I love this! Fantastic quality jar, plus it made my partner (I bought it as a gift for him) laugh, so that's a bonus. I'll now have to buy more.

Repeat purchase. Great item.

Quality item. Very pleased with product and service.

Great product and service, would deffo recommend

very pleased with my purchase. well packaged and as described.

Utter Joy….. My morning coffee is now dispensed with this affirmative mantra. Absolutely love it and brings a smile every time I decant. 🙏🏻

Great jar and as described

Great quality and they look so good! I bought a few, highly recommend

Quality product that was well received as a gift

Great item bought as a gift

Beautifully made, clearly packaged with care, my friend will be so excited to have these

Lovely pots, going to buy a few!

Bought as a gift but now tempted to keep it for myself! Great quality, fast delivery, love it

Well made perfect gift delivered quickly

Excellent quality, will make the perfect gift!

Delighted with my purchase. It’s a perfect gift for a friend who is getting ready to retire and can put her last f*** in there !

Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.

Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.

Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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5 stars: 16 (100%)
4 stars: 0 (0%)
3 stars: 0 (0%)
2 stars: 0 (0%)
1 star: 0 (0%)

I love this! Fantastic quality jar, plus it made my partner (I bought it as a gift for him) laugh, so that's a bonus. I'll now have to buy more.

Repeat purchase. Great item.

Quality item. Very pleased with product and service.

Great product and service, would deffo recommend

very pleased with my purchase. well packaged and as described.

Utter Joy….. My morning coffee is now dispensed with this affirmative mantra. Absolutely love it and brings a smile every time I decant. 🙏🏻

Great jar and as described

Great quality and they look so good! I bought a few, highly recommend

Quality product that was well received as a gift

Great item bought as a gift

Beautifully made, clearly packaged with care, my friend will be so excited to have these

Lovely pots, going to buy a few!

Bought as a gift but now tempted to keep it for myself! Great quality, fast delivery, love it

Well made perfect gift delivered quickly

Excellent quality, will make the perfect gift!

Delighted with my purchase. It’s a perfect gift for a friend who is getting ready to retire and can put her last f*** in there !

5 stars: 16 (100%)
4 stars: 0 (0%)
3 stars: 0 (0%)
2 stars: 0 (0%)
1 star: 0 (0%)

I love this! Fantastic quality jar, plus it made my partner (I bought it as a gift for him) laugh, so that's a bonus. I'll now have to buy more.

Repeat purchase. Great item.

Quality item. Very pleased with product and service.

Great product and service, would deffo recommend

very pleased with my purchase. well packaged and as described.

Utter Joy….. My morning coffee is now dispensed with this affirmative mantra. Absolutely love it and brings a smile every time I decant. 🙏🏻

Great jar and as described

Great quality and they look so good! I bought a few, highly recommend

Quality product that was well received as a gift

Great item bought as a gift

Beautifully made, clearly packaged with care, my friend will be so excited to have these

Lovely pots, going to buy a few!

Bought as a gift but now tempted to keep it for myself! Great quality, fast delivery, love it

Well made perfect gift delivered quickly

Excellent quality, will make the perfect gift!

Delighted with my purchase. It’s a perfect gift for a friend who is getting ready to retire and can put her last f*** in there !