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Apothecary Stoneware Jar “My Last Fuck” Vintage Style Jar 11 cm x 8.5 cm Crackpottery

At long last, somewhere to keep the one you had left. This stoneware apothecary jar is labelled “My Last Fuck” in elegant black print, perfect for displaying that final bit of caring you misplaced sometime in 2019. It’s empty, obviously.

Standing around 11 cm tall and 8.5 cm wide, it’s just the right size for your desk, bedroom, or emotional support shelf. Made from heavyweight stoneware with a glazed finish that says Victorian chemist meets dead inside.

Each jar is slightly unique, just like the excuses you give for leaving early.

Ideal for:
• Exes, bosses, and anyone testing your patience
• A visual representation of your work ethic
• Gifts for friends hanging by a caffeine thread

Details:
Height 11 cm
Width 8.5 cm
Stoneware jar with black print
Hand finished with utter apathy
Handwash only, not dishwasher safe
Contents not included, all fucks officially depleted