Life Has Never Given Me Lemons Vintage Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Life Has Never Given Me Lemons Vintage Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Life has never given me lemons.
It’s given me anger issues, anxiety, a love for alcohol.
But never lemons.
An inspirational quote for people who are absolutely sick of being told to make lemonade. This plate exists purely to acknowledge that sometimes life doesn’t hand you citrus. It hands you unresolved feelings and a wine glass.
Perfect for kitchens, bars, therapy-adjacent spaces, or anywhere motivational posters would feel deeply inappropriate.
A public declaration that you tried optimism and it didn’t take.
Details
• Genuine vintage plate
• Plate measures approx. 16cm
• Plate stand included
• Decorative use only
• Hand wash only
Important vintage disclaimer
This is a true vintage plate and may show light signs of its previous life including minor surface marks or age-related wear. These are not flaws. They are character. Much like coping mechanisms.
Not microwave safe. Not dishwasher safe. Not here to heal you.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.