Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency | Funny Vintage Plate | Sarcastic Gift
£18.00 GBP
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£18.00 GBP
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“Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency on Mine”
Your spectacularly late crisis has been received and filed under 'not my problem'. A beautifully polite way of declining unpaid employment as everybody else's emergency services.
Details
- Approximately 16 cm diameter
- Plate stand included
- Decorative use only; not for food
- Hand wash only
- Vintage china may show minor signs of age
The china is authentically vintage. The terrible manners are entirely our doing.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.