Ketamine white apothecary jar
£16.00 GBP
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£16.00 GBP
Regular price
The most politely unassuming bowl to ever host a midlife crisis. A pristine white ceramic sugar bowl boldly labelled Ketamine because nothing says “welcome to my home” like a touch of chaotic veterinary energy.
She measures a dainty 15 cm wide including her innocent little handles, with the bowl itself coming in at 10 cm diameter and 10 cm high. Perfect for sugar, sweets, secrets, spite or your fully fictional ket stash. For legal reasons, fictional and probably for horses.
Handwash only. The dishwasher has enough trauma without adding this to its CV.
Ideal for goth hosts, chaotic tea drinkers, elder emos and anyone who wants their guests to seriously question what kind of kitchen they’ve walked into.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.