Just Say No Unless Its Free Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Just Say No Unless Its Free Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Just say no.
Unless it’s free.
A life philosophy for people who have learned the hard way that enthusiasm is expensive and boundaries are cheaper. This plate exists to protect your time, your energy, and your bank balance.
Perfect for kitchens, studios, offices, market stalls, or anywhere you’re routinely asked for “a quick favour”.
Hang it proudly as a reminder that exposure doesn’t pay the bills and neither does vibes-based labour.
Details
• Genuine vintage plate
• Plate measures approx. 16cm
• Plate stand included
• Decorative use only
• Hand wash only
Important vintage disclaimer
This is a true vintage plate and may show light signs of its previous life including minor surface marks or age-related wear. These are not flaws. They are character. Much like this boundary.
Not microwave safe. Not dishwasher safe. Not negotiable.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.