Its Bathtime Darling, Fetch Me My Toaster Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
Its Bathtime Darling, Fetch Me My Toaster Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
For the glamorous depressive in all of us. Equal parts luxury and existential dread, this vintage plate is the perfect addition to any bathroom, boudoir, or breakdown.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, ideal for soap, biscuits, or dramatic declarations
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with dark humour
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, specialists in inappropriate porcelain and emotional support sarcasm
⚠️ Please Note
For decorative use only, not food safe (or bath safe, obviously)
Each plate is vintage and unique, carrying its own delicate aura of chaos
🎁 Perfect For
Those who cope with humour darker than their bathwater
Fans of self-deprecating décor
A friend who says “I’m fine” too often and owns fancy candles
Because self-care looks different for everyone.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.