It's Bath Time Darling Fetch Me the | Funny Vintage Plate | Rude Gift
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
It's Bath Time Darling Fetch Me the | Funny Vintage Plate | Rude Gift
£18.00 GBP
Sale price
£18.00 GBP
Regular price
“It's Bath Time Darling Fetch Me the Toaster”
When a soothing soak simply won't capture the scale of today's irritation. This plate's advice is spectacularly dreadful, but its commitment to melodrama is impeccable. Keep the kettle and toaster well away from the tub.
Details
- Approx. 16 cm
- Plate stand included
- Decorative use only, not for food
- Hand wash only
- Genuine vintage china, age-related marks possible
Vintage crockery with a distinguished past and deeply questionable new manners.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.