It's a cob!

It's A Cob Vintage Plate | Birmingham Brummie Midlands Gift

£18.00 GBP
Sale price  £18.00 GBP Regular price 

It's A Cob Vintage Plate | Birmingham Brummie Midlands Gift

£18.00 GBP
Sale price  £18.00 GBP Regular price 

“It's a cob!”

Not a bap. Not a roll. Not a bun. We have reached the regional bread hill and apparently we are prepared to die on it. A gloriously decorative piece of vintage china devoted to one of the Midlands’ most important linguistic disputes.

For Brummies, Midlanders, cob defenders, homesick locals and anyone exhausted by having to explain perfectly straightforward bread terminology to the rest of the country. Hang it in the kitchen for maximum educational impact.

Details
• Genuine pre-loved vintage china plate
• Approx. 16 cm diameter
• Plate stand included
• Decorative use only
• Hand wash only – do not soak

Please note
Every plate is genuine vintage or pre-loved china, chosen individually and given a thoroughly less respectable second life. Because these pieces have existed in the world before arriving at The Crackpottery, you may find signs of age and use including light surface or utensil marks, crazing, tiny glaze imperfections, small manufacturing marks, fading or wear to gilding and decoration. These are part of the character of vintage china rather than faults, and the photographs form part of the description, so please have a good look at the actual plate you are buying.

The plate’s age is negotiable. The definition of cob is not.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

Styled With

It's a cob!
Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.

Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.

Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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