I'd Call You a Cunt But You Lack the Warmth

I'd Call You a Cunt But You Lack the Warmth | Funny Vintage Plate | Rude Gift

£18.00 GBP
£18.00 GBP
I'd Call You a Cunt But You Lack the Warmth | Funny Vintage Plate | Rude Gift

I'd Call You a Cunt But You Lack the Warmth | Funny Vintage Plate | Rude Gift

£18.00 GBP
£18.00 GBP

“I'd Call You a Cunt But You Lack the Warmth”

A spectacularly cutting observation wrapped in cheerful vintage flowers. For when the usual insults feel positively complimentary and you're aiming for a more anatomically sophisticated critique.

Details

  • Approx. 16 cm vintage side plate
  • Plate stand included
  • Decorative use only; not food-safe
  • Hand wash only
  • Minor age-related character may be present

Delicate vintage china, thoroughly indecent new opinions.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

Styled With
I'd Call You a Cunt But You Lack the Warmth
  • I'd Call You a Cunt But You Lack the Warmth
  • Plate reverse
  • Packaging
  • I'd Call You a Cunt But You Lack the Warmth
  • Plate reverse
  • Packaging
Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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