Funny vintage statement plate SKU 194

I May Not Be on Meth | Funny Rude Vintage Side Plate | Sarcastic Gift

£18.00 GBP
Sale price  £18.00 GBP Regular price 

I May Not Be on Meth | Funny Rude Vintage Side Plate | Sarcastic Gift

£18.00 GBP
Sale price  £18.00 GBP Regular price 

“I May Not Be on Meth”

A reassuring opening statement with just enough uncertainty to make everybody deeply suspicious. An excellent plate for the friend who is operating on three hours' sleep, pure adrenaline and an alarming amount of enthusiasm. We recommend not asking follow-up questions.

Details

  • Approximately 16 cm diameter
  • Plate stand included
  • Decorative use only; not for food
  • Hand wash only
  • Original vintage china; slight signs of age and character are to be expected

Every vintage plate has a past. Its questionable new opinions are entirely our doing.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

Styled With

Funny vintage statement plate SKU 194
Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.

Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.

Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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