I May Not Be on Meth | Funny Rude Vintage Side Plate | Sarcastic Gift
£18.00 GBP
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£18.00 GBP
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“I May Not Be on Meth”
A reassuring opening statement with just enough uncertainty to make everybody deeply suspicious. An excellent plate for the friend who is operating on three hours' sleep, pure adrenaline and an alarming amount of enthusiasm. We recommend not asking follow-up questions.
Details
- Approximately 16 cm diameter
- Plate stand included
- Decorative use only; not for food
- Hand wash only
- Original vintage china; slight signs of age and character are to be expected
Every vintage plate has a past. Its questionable new opinions are entirely our doing.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.