I Do Not Have Ducks, vintage plate with stand

Name: I Do Not Have Ducks, vintage plate with stand
Brand: Etsy
SKU: ET-4537820930
Price: 17.00 GBP
Availability: OutOfStock

£17.00 GBP

Vintage 16cm Decorative Plate with Stand – “I Do Not Have Ducks. I Do Not Have A Row. I Have Squirrels And They’re At A Rave.”

For the delightfully disorganised and proudly chaotic. This 16cm vintage plate features the phrase “I Do Not Have Ducks. I Do Not Have A Row. I Have Squirrels And They’re At A Rave.”, the perfect summary of a mind running entirely on caffeine, glitter, and bad decisions.

Comes with a black display stand, ready to take centre stage on your shelf, desk, or mental breakdown corner.

Each plate is vintage, which means it has a few quirks, light marks, or crazing that only add to its charm. Much like you, it’s holding it together but in a very creative way.

Details
• 16cm vintage plate
• Includes black plate stand
• Hand wash only (the squirrels get dizzy in the dishwasher)
• Upcycled and designed by Crackpottery in the UK

Perfect for:
• The permanently frazzled
• People who live in a state of glorious chaos
• Anyone whose brain is a carnival of nonsense and snacks

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE