Hide your stash not your personality, vintage plate with stand

Name: Hide your stash not your personality, vintage plate with stand
Brand: Etsy
SKU: ET-4344558808
Price: 17.00 GBP
Availability: InStock

£17.00 GBP

For the bold, the brave, and the beautifully unhinged. This 16cm vintage plate politely (and ever so sassily) reminds you to stash your secrets but never your sparkle. Whether your stash is herbal, chocolatey, or of the “none of your business” variety, we don’t judge—we just decorate.

This is a decorative piece only (because let’s face it, you’re not putting your biscuits on this bad boy). It comes complete with its own little stand so it can stand tall and judge everyone from your shelf, windowsill, or altar of chaos.

A perfect gift for your loudest friend or your quietest dealer.
Go on, show off your personality. Just maybe keep the rest tucked in a drawer.

💨 16cm diameter
💨 Vintage, upcycled, and probably seen some things
💨 Comes with a plate stand
💨 Not for food use—unless you like your snacks with a side of sarcasm

Hide what you must. But be fabulous about it.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE