Heroin white apothecary jar pot
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
Heroin white apothecary jar pot
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
An angelic white ceramic jar doing its absolute best to look respectable while sporting the most chaotic label of them all. Heroin. The kind of kitchen decor that makes guests instantly reassess their relationship with you, themselves and the tea you just offered.
She stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the perfect size for tea, sugar and petty secrets. Any actual heroin would be entirely fictional. For legal reasons, fictional. For comedic reasons, absolutely unhinged.
Handwash only. The dishwasher is already traumatised and does not need new material for its memoirs.
Ideal for chaotic hosts, goth kitchen gremlins, elder emos and anyone who delights in watching visitors edge slowly away from the countertop.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.