Heroin apothecary jar

Name: Heroin apothecary jar
Brand: Etsy
SKU: ET-4329916352
Price: 17.00 GBP
Availability: InStock

£17.00 GBP

Altered Apothecary Jar – “Heroin” – For When You’re Fresh Out of F*cks

Need somewhere to stash your questionable life choices, broken dreams, or just your cotton buds? Look no further than this delightfully inappropriate altered apothecary jar, tastefully labelled “Heroin” – because nothing says “I’ve got my shit together” quite like vintage-style drug paraphernalia you absolutely cannot use for its original purpose.

Measuring a charmingly compact 11cm high and 8.5cm wide, it’s the perfect size for:

Hiding the last good biscuit from your housemates

Holding your emergency swear jar cash

Storing those secrets you pretend you don’t have

Or just standing there, being a conversation piece for when the in-laws pop round uninvited

Handwash Only – Because your dishwasher has enough dirty secrets to deal with and this jar is way too fabulous to be rattling around in there.

Stick it on a bathroom shelf, kitchen counter, or your delightfully off-kilter altar of oddities – wherever it goes, it’s guaranteed to raise eyebrows, spark giggles, and firmly announce that you, my friend, are not here to live by society’s polite little rules.

The jar measures 11 x 8.cm

Disclaimer: Contains 0% actual heroin. May contain traces of poor life decisions. Enjoy responsibly.

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FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE