Fuck Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
Fuck Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
One word. Endless emotion. Can be used for joy, rage, disbelief, or when you drop toast butter side down. A tiny piece of porcelain therapy for anyone who swears like they breathe.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, small but expressive
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with bad language and love
Hand-finished by The Crackpottery, purveyors of inappropriate porcelain
⚠️ Please Note
For display only, not food safe
Each plate is vintage and unique, just like your reasons for saying it
🎁 Perfect For
People who’ve run out of patience
Homes where “fuck” is both a greeting and a coping strategy
Those who appreciate fine china and emotional honesty
A timeless classic. Elegant. Vulgar. Relatable.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.