Food Lube Butter Dish Funny Kitchen Decor Rude Butter with Lid Inappropriate Housewarming Gift Novelty Kitchenware Sarcastic Kitchen
£22.00 GBP
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£22.00 GBP
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Food Lube Butter Dish Funny Kitchen Decor Rude Butter with Lid Inappropriate Housewarming Gift Novelty Kitchenware Sarcastic Kitchen
£22.00 GBP
Sale price
£22.00 GBP
Regular price
Because technically that’s exactly what butter is.
This ceramic butter dish is boldly labelled “Food Lube”, which means every time someone reaches for the butter they are forced to acknowledge the deeply uncomfortable truth about what it’s actually doing to their toast.
From a distance it looks like a perfectly respectable butter dish sitting quietly on the kitchen counter. Up close it becomes the sort of object that makes guests pause mid-sentence, read it again, and then either laugh like idiots or refuse to make eye contact with you ever again.
Perfect for toast, crumpets, bread, pancakes, or any other carb that needs a generous, slippery assist.
The wording is permanently applied to the dish itself, not a sticker, so it won’t peel, fade or abandon its post after a few washes. It’s designed to withstand normal washing and everyday kitchen use while continuing to ruin breakfast conversations for years to come.
The butter dish measures approximately 19cm wide, 12cm long and 11cm high, comfortably fitting standard butter blocks and an alarming amount of inappropriate humour.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.