Existential Dread white apothecary jar pot

Existential Dread white apothecary jar pot

£16.00 GBP
Sale price  £16.00 GBP Regular price 

7 reviews

7 reviews

Existential Dread white apothecary jar pot

£16.00 GBP
Sale price  £16.00 GBP Regular price 
White Ceramic Jar Existential Dread

A painfully innocent white ceramic jar doing its best to hold together what you absolutely are not. Existential Dread. The most honest thing in your entire kitchen and the only item that truly understands you before coffee.

She stands 10 cm tall and 9.9 cm wide which is the perfect size for tea, sugar and petty secrets, though let’s be real, she’s overflowing with the quiet panic that hits every time you remember you’re a sentient meat suit hurtling through space.

Handwash only. The dishwasher is also having an existential crisis and cannot take on more responsibility.

Ideal for chaotic hosts, elder emos, burnt out goblins and anyone who wants their guests to feel a gentle wave of “oh same” before the kettle’s even boiled.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE

Styled With

Existential Dread white apothecary jar pot
  • 5 stars: 7 (100%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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Deborah

They just make you smile.

J
Jane

Love it, useful little pot and a bit quirky.

C
Catherine Grey

Great little pots, purchased 2 more with different writing to make a cute set.

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Hannah Somner

Absolutely love this. Bought it for a friend and hopefully she shall equally think it is amazing. I shall be getting more in the future.

C
Chiara

As always, amazing and so well made

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Etsy customer

High quality item arrived quickly, well packaged by the seller. Slight issue with the delivery (not the seller's fault), but seller responded immediately and did everything to rectify. 5 star response from seller, and would happily purchase more.

K
Kate Hames

Love the item, recipient also loved it!

Materials

Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.

Care

Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.

Details

Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.

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  • 5 stars: 7 (100%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
D
Deborah

They just make you smile.

J
Jane

Love it, useful little pot and a bit quirky.

C
Catherine Grey

Great little pots, purchased 2 more with different writing to make a cute set.

H
Hannah Somner

Absolutely love this. Bought it for a friend and hopefully she shall equally think it is amazing. I shall be getting more in the future.

C
Chiara

As always, amazing and so well made

E
Etsy customer

High quality item arrived quickly, well packaged by the seller. Slight issue with the delivery (not the seller's fault), but seller responded immediately and did everything to rectify. 5 star response from seller, and would happily purchase more.

K
Kate Hames

Love the item, recipient also loved it!

  • 5 stars: 7 (100%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
D
Deborah

They just make you smile.

J
Jane

Love it, useful little pot and a bit quirky.

C
Catherine Grey

Great little pots, purchased 2 more with different writing to make a cute set.

H
Hannah Somner

Absolutely love this. Bought it for a friend and hopefully she shall equally think it is amazing. I shall be getting more in the future.

C
Chiara

As always, amazing and so well made

E
Etsy customer

High quality item arrived quickly, well packaged by the seller. Slight issue with the delivery (not the seller's fault), but seller responded immediately and did everything to rectify. 5 star response from seller, and would happily purchase more.

K
Kate Hames

Love the item, recipient also loved it!