Executive Dysfunction Ceramic Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift
£16.00 GBP
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£16.00 GBP
Regular price
Executive Dysfunction Ceramic Jar | Funny Mental Health Decor | Statement Storage | Novelty Gift
£16.00 GBP
Sale price
£16.00 GBP
Regular price
Executive Dysfunction.
Perfect for people who desperately want to do the thing, know exactly how to do the thing, have plenty of time to do the thing, and are instead lying down thinking about it.
She stands approximately 10cm tall and 9.9cm wide, which is an ideal size for loose change, tea, sugar, petty secrets, or the plans you made this morning and immediately abandoned.
Clean white ceramic. Bold text. No judgement. Absolutely zero follow through.
Details
• White ceramic jar
• Height approx 10cm
• Width approx 9.9cm
• Lid included
Care
Decorative use recommended.
Hand wash only.
Not dishwasher or microwave safe.
The dishwasher expects instructions and will not tolerate indecision.
Ideal for desks, shelves, studios, kitchens, and anyone whose to do list is more of a vague suggestion.
This jar will not help you start tasks.
But it does explain why you didn’t.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.