Engraved “Everythings a Dildo If Youre Brave Enough Knife Dark Humour Stainless Steel Knife Gothic Cutlery Gift Crackpottery
£10.00 GBP
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£10.00 GBP
Regular price
Engraved “Everythings a Dildo If Youre Brave Enough Knife Dark Humour Stainless Steel Knife Gothic Cutlery Gift Crackpottery
£10.00 GBP
Sale price
£10.00 GBP
Regular price
This engraved stainless steel knife features “Everything’s a Dildo If You’re Brave Enough” in Crackpottery’s signature gothic blackletter style, because apparently subtlety died somewhere between poor judgement and online confidence.
Laser engraved for a permanent finish, this isn’t a sticker, a transfer, or some temporary lapse in taste. Just gloriously inappropriate cutlery with absolutely no business existing.
Perfect for goth kitchens, rude novelty gifts, chaotic dinner parties, alternative home décor, or that one friend who should probably be supervised in homeware shops.
Crafted from stainless steel with a vintage-inspired aesthetic, this fully functional knife manages to be both practical and catastrophically unhinged.
An ideal gift for lovers of dark humour, inappropriate kitchenware, gothic décor, and people whose sense of humour has long since escaped containment.
This knife is made from stainless steel with permanent laser engraving in gothic blackletter typography. Functional as everyday cutlery, decorative as a formal warning.
Hand wash recommended to preserve finish.
Please note: Listing is for one knife only. Food, poor decisions, and emergency room explanations not included.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.