Emergency Lube Butter Dish Funny Kitchen Decor Rude Butter with Lid Inappropriate Housewarming Gift Novelty Kitchenware Sarcastic Kitchen
£22.00 GBP
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£22.00 GBP
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Emergency Lube Butter Dish Funny Kitchen Decor Rude Butter with Lid Inappropriate Housewarming Gift Novelty Kitchenware Sarcastic Kitchen
£22.00 GBP
Sale price
£22.00 GBP
Regular price
Because some situations demand lubrication and toast is only the beginning.
This ceramic butter dish is boldly marked “Emergency Lube”, transforming an innocent breakfast essential into something that will make guests choke on their crumpets. It sits there looking perfectly respectable until someone actually reads it, at which point the room usually descends into the sort of laughter normally reserved for people who never emotionally matured past age twelve.
The wording is printed onto the dish itself, allowing it to function as a perfectly normal butter dish while quietly ruining the tone of polite breakfast conversations.
Butter dish measures approximately 19cm wide, 12cm long and 11cm high and comfortably fits standard butter blocks.
Perfect for sarcastic kitchens, inappropriate housewarming gifts, alternative home décor, or anyone who believes basic kitchenware should occasionally behave like a bad influence.
**Hand wash only.**
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.