Eat Pray Curse Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Eat Pray Curse Plate Vintage Crackpottery with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
For those who gave up on inner peace and went straight to petty witchcraft. A minimalist mantra for chaotic souls who believe in carbs, sarcasm, and the occasional hex.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, perfect for biscuits, rings, or spell ingredients
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with unholy affection
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, specialists in sweary spirituality
⚠️ Please Note
For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, much like your questionable morals
🎁 Perfect For
Witches with a sense of humour
Spiritual hot messes
Anyone whose daily ritual involves caffeine, chaos, and creative profanity
Because enlightenment is overrated and swearing feels better.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.