Eat, Drink And Fuck Right Off, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Eat, Drink And Fuck Right Off, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
The true meaning of hospitality. This 16cm vintage plate has been lovingly upcycled with the phrase “Eat, Drink And Fuck Right Off”, perfect for kitchens, dining rooms, or anywhere guests tend to overstay their welcome.
Comes with a black display stand, ready to take pride of place on your shelf, table, or next to the wine bottles that definitely aren’t for sharing.
Each plate is vintage, with its own little marks, crazing, or imperfections that add to its charm and attitude.
Details
• 16cm vintage plate
• Includes black plate stand
• Hand wash only (like your language before Sunday lunch)
• Upcycled and designed by Crackpottery in the UK
Perfect for:
• Dinner hosts with limited patience
• Families who show love through insults
• Anyone who believes good manners are overrated
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.