Do Not Stir Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Rude Spoon, Sarcastic Cutlery, Novelty Teaspoon Gift, Minimalist Dark Humour Spoon
£10.00 GBP
Sale price
£10.00 GBP
Regular price
Do Not Stir Engraved Gold Teaspoon, Funny Rude Spoon, Sarcastic Cutlery, Novelty Teaspoon Gift, Minimalist Dark Humour Spoon
£10.00 GBP
Sale price
£10.00 GBP
Regular price
“DO NOT STIR” engraved onto a perfectly capable brushed gold spoon that could absolutely stir… but chooses not to.
Elegant, minimal, and quietly defiant.
Ideal for tea, coffee, and asserting control in situations where you have none.
Details:
• Brushed gold stainless steel teaspoon
• Length: 13.1 cm
• Width: 2.9 cm
• Depth: 1.8 cm
• Engraving is permanent and won’t wash off
• Not a sticker, not printed, no fading nonsense
Packaging:
Presented in a soft velvet pouch, because even passive resistance deserves luxury.
Important Notes:
• Not vintage, just stubborn
• Fully functional teaspoon that simply won’t cooperate
• Hand wash recommended to keep the gold finish looking its best
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.