Cyanide & Arsenic Salt and Pepper Shakers | Funny Gothic Kitchen Decor | Dark Humour Gift | Alternative Homeware

Name: Cyanide & Arsenic Salt and Pepper Shakers | Funny Gothic Kitchen Decor | Dark Humour Gift | Alternative Homeware
Brand: Etsy
SKU: ET-4513344321
Price: 12.00 GBP
Availability: InStock

£12.00 GBP

For people who think a kitchen should feel at least slightly threatening.

This ceramic salt and pepper shaker set features the labels "Cyanide" and "Arsenic" in black wording, allowing you to season your dinner with all the charm of a Victorian widow who has suddenly become very wealthy.

Perfect for gothic homes, lovers of dark humour, and anyone whose interior design choices could best be described as "police interview adjacent."

Whether you‘re hosting a dinner party or eating oven chips directly from the tray at 11pm, these shakers add a touch of poison-themed sophistication to the occasion.

Details
• Set of 2 ceramic shakers
• Black wording
• Approximately 7cm tall
• Hand wash only
• Suitable for salt, pepper, and raising mild concerns

Ideal for goths, true crime enthusiasts, history nerds, and people who enjoy making guests read things twice.

Please note:
Contains seasoning.
Not poison.
The distinction feels important from a legal perspective.

FOUND & SOURCED.

Altered by hand

DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE