Cut My Food Into Pieces Cutlery Set | Engraved Knife & Stabby Fork | Gothic Blackletter | Dark Humour Gift

Name: Cut My Food Into Pieces Cutlery Set | Engraved Knife & Stabby Fork | Gothic Blackletter | Dark Humour Gift
Rating: 5.00 (1 reviews)

£18.00 GBP

There’s a certain elegance to dining.
This is not that.

This is for those who approach meals with mild hostility and a strong sense of humour.

Featuring a matching engraved set. The knife reads Cut my food into pieces. The fork reads This is my stabby fork. A refined pairing for chaotic souls, late-night snacks, and anyone who’s ever taken their dinner personally.

The set includes one knife and one fork. Each piece is permanently laser engraved, not printed, so the design won’t fade or peel. The typography is a gothic Blackletter style for that slightly ominous dining experience. The cutlery is stainless steel with a polished finish, designed and engraved by The Crackpottery. You can also purchars each piece singularly from the options menu.

Perfect for dinner guests you don’t entirely trust, upgrading your kitchen drawer into something far less respectable, or gifting to someone with a questionable sense of humour who will absolutely understand the assignment.

The knife measures approximately 22.5 cm in length and the fork is a standard dinner fork size. As with all real-world objects, slight variations may occur.

These are fully usable cutlery items. They are not sold as weapons, regardless of the tone. Probably best kept away from anyone who takes things too literally.

Hand washing is recommended to keep the engraving looking sharp. Dishwashers may dull the finish over time.

No receipts are included, so you can send this directly to whoever deserves it.

Some people light candles for dinner. Others bring this to the table and let the atmosphere take care of itself.

Add to basket before your sensible side intervenes.

FOUND & SOURCED.

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Cut My Food Into Pieces Cutlery Set | Engraved Knife & Stabby Fork | Gothic Blackletter | Dark Humour Gift

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Bought as a gift and they didn't disappoint! They absolutely loved them and ill be shopping here again. Managed to get a bargain from the ‘draw of shame’ - no shame here apart from the shame i didn't get more!
I also loved the delivery cards & included them with the gift (which i never usually do, theyre naff) but they are also highly entertaining!
Top marks dude!