Cunt, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
Cunt, vintage plate with stand
£17.00 GBP
Sale price
£17.00 GBP
Regular price
🍽 The Plate:
Size: 16cm – small, but packs a big linguistic punch
Authentic vintage crockery – hand-rescued, upcycled, and redecorated with sweary charm
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, purveyors of irreverent porcelain
⚠️ Please Note:
Display only – not for food use (unless you’re plating up revenge)
May show signs of its former life, much like the word itself
🎁 Perfect For:
That mate who greets you with “alright, cunt?” and means it lovingly
Hanging in the kitchen as a conversation starter (or ender)
The finest passive-aggressive gift imaginable
Because nothing says “classy” quite like a sweary slur in fancy lettering on fine china.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.