If at first you don’t succeed it’s only attempted murder | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery

If at first you don’t succeed it’s only attempted murder

A relentlessly optimistic slogan for the true-crime enthusiast with an appreciation for dreadful wordplay. Victorian-style lettering and roses lend this terrible advice the appearance of something your grandmother might have embroidered.

A joke, not a five-year plan.

Details: Genuine vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.

Vintage condition: This plate has had a previous life, so minor signs of age or use may be present. Its manners, however, are entirely our doing.