Every day that I don’t choose violence just know, it’s because I was very busy. | Funny Vintage Plate | The Crackpottery
Every day that I don’t choose violence just know, it’s because I was very busy.
A delicate rose-framed tribute to the heroic restraint of having too much on your to-do list. For the person whose diary is the only thing standing between civilisation and a spectacular loss of patience.
Peace has been maintained for administrative reasons.
Details: Genuine vintage china plate, approximately 16 cm. Plate stand included. Decorative use only. Hand wash only.
Vintage condition: This plate has had a previous life, so minor signs of age or use may be present. Its manners, however, are entirely our doing.
FOUND & SOURCED.
Altered by hand
DEEPLY INAPPROPRIATE
Styled With
Materials
Vintage finds, bad language and whatever fresh nonsense occurred to me that morning.
Care
Treat gently. Hand wash where appropriate. Some things are irreplaceable, unlike your ex.
Details
Professionally inappropriate. Socially questionable. Surprisingly well made.